Saturday, October 24, 2009

kids are quick

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..  

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

       Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE:         I  is..

TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'

MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
                    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand..

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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :         No, sir. It's the same dog.   

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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(got from e-mail. hahaha)

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